Bad Santa - A Re-imagining of the Old Guy

Santa is busy this time of year checking his list and packing his sleigh, so we thought we'd the hard working old guy a tribute. But, instead of going with the traditional "jolly old St. Nick" theme, we decided to present different takes on Santa Claus, showing various looks and, well… attributes. We hope you enjoy (and aren't offended by) this re-imagining of Santa.

"Desert Santa" by Karyn Lewis

Santa in the Southwest, complete with shorts, sandals and sunglasses. We gotta ease you into this thing afterall...

"Santa" by Rob Molenaar

He's part man, part machine, but ALL Santa.

"Merry Christmas!" by Piotr Paczkowski

Santa the Barbarian and his no-holds-barred pet Wladymir. He comes bringing tidings of pain and anguish.

"Christmas Trio" by Karyn Lewis

Kitty Klaus and his helper mice. I'm not sure if he's taking or leaving the gifts...

"The Night After Christmas" by Dan Mills

It ain't easy being jolly.

"Silent Night" by Matt Dixon

The kids lay quietly in bed listening for the sound of reindeer on the roof. This isn't quite what they were expecting...

"Zombie Santa" by Stacy Drum

We're hoping he doesn't show up this Christmas...

"Zombie Santa" by Mattias Snygg

Keep the chimney closed, windows shut, and doors locked. This Santa isn't looking for milk and cookies... he's after brains... braaaaiiiins!

"Evil Santa 2" by Dick Adolfsson

We had to save this one for last. It's gross, it's offensive, and you're children are probably crying now too. Billy Bob would be proud.

There you have it. A re-imagining of Santa Claus. Hopefully this doesn't land us on the naughty list... Maybe next year we'll give Santa a more traditional review... Merry Christmas!