The Worst Place to Put a Bottle Rocket
Launching a bottle rocket from your butt seems like it would be on everyone's "obviously a bad idea" list. Apparently, that is not the case. What the heck is wrong with kids these days?
Here's a sample of this new, rather bizarre, fad:
If you just have to launch a bottle rocket out of your @ss, my advice is: don't clench and have 9-1-1 on fast dial. And you might want to come up with a good story for the doctor.